So.... I'm in line in the drive-thru, desperately needing the caffeine waiting for me at the window, staring at the bumper of the car in front of me, willing it to move and bring me closer to the blissful moment of my first sip.
This is what I find myself staring at...
... And I'm sitting there having this conversation with myself...
"BEAN organ? What on earth is a BEAN organ? Is that some kind of slang term for a kidney?"
( Scoff, Jeer, Snicker )
"Oh, I get it... Kidney... Bean... that's dumb."
( Smirk, Mock, Snort )
"And that's it? Look! I donated a kidney and all I got was this stupid magnetic ribbon! How dumb... people in this world are so..."
( Pause, Read it again, Pause )
"I see what they did there..."
"BE. AN. organ donor."
( Silence of Shame )
"I really, really need that coffee."